There have been a lot of questions this month from those that are new to my weird project or just new to my weirdness in general. Curious disbelief is usually the first reaction followed by questions relating to my sanity and if I have some. You know who made this Abe Motherfucking Lincoln magnet? My mother did, for Christmas, probably five or six years ago. This weirdness and interest in Lincoln is ingrained into all my siblings. And my lovely Grandmas! They are the best and crazy as sin! You ask why I do this project. I'm weird, I come from a long line of weird, and I love my family. Thanks for the motherf#cking magnet, Mom.
Thank you to everyone who liked my picture for the selfie contest, especially
Garett Grow, Melanie, Eben, Felix, Michael, & Kristine
just to name a few out of the 70+ of you that I convinced to help me in my dream for an award asserting that I am, truly, Boss Nerd. (drop mic)
You guys are the bees knees.
If you didn't vote for me, I don't know, you're dead to me for starters. All of 2015. Don't ever call me and ask to use my truck to help you move. I simply will not do it and I will remind you why. Then hopefully for the remaining 11 months of 2015 I hope the ghost of Abraham Lincoln haunts your days.
Maybe bad luck and misfortune possesses your pathetic soul for all eternity? You could have just voted for me, but Oh, Noooooo liking a picture was just too hard. No pity!
Make sure you become a fan of my page at 2015 Abe A Day 365 Challenge as well.
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